For kelly1_watxm, because 1) she's awesome, 2) she did a statistical analysis of the W&XM fanfics on ff.net and 3) Do I really need a reason to write Forge/Soup?

Title: Mmm Mmm Good
Fandom: Wolverine & the X-Men
Pairing: Forge/Soup

( It was the only thing he knew how to cook )

AND I LOVE IT.

Okay, so, uh...rogue_chere13 is my crackshipping muse now and she requested Ghost/Jamyden (that's Jamie/Remy/Aiden creation). THIS IS GOING TO BE SO MUCH FUN AND I THINK I SHOULD STOP CAPSLOCKING NOW BUT ITS SO HARD.


Title: Learn From the Masters
Fandom: The Evolution Revolution
Pairing: Ghost/Jamyden
( Lesson 1 )
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WAS THAT CRACK-Y ENOUGH FOR YOU SAMMMM???

(on Facebook) Jez is brainstorming children's books while listening to Commentary: The Musical!
(on Twitter) pandtastic: @typesetjez here's an idea: what was in the alligator's stomach?
typesetjez: @pandtastic: ...why did you respond to my FB msg via twitter? And, why don't YOU write that one?
pandtastic: @typesetjez: because I'm an idiot? :P
typesetjez: @pandtastic: Which question are you answering? :P
pandtastic: @typesetjez: I don't even know anymore.

Well, it went like that, only Jen's capitalization was all wonky originally. Not capitalizing "I" but capitalizing "typesetjez"? For shame, Jen, for shame.

( The Curse of the Alligator )

Possible spoilers for Breaking Dawn (but not really) and Deathly Hallows (which, if you haven't read by now--what is wrong with you?)

Remember my multi-fandom crossfic I wrote before with Twilight, Thursday Next, & Harry Potter?Where Cedric decides to change the HP plotline (for the better? you decide) and get himself killed so he can go off and audition in BookWorld for the part of Edward in Twilight? Yeah, remember that? I have another, BETTAH idea for the sequel. What makes it better? Well, for starters, Lupin*. Secondly, Spike. Do you see where I am going with this yet?
But, what does this have to do with Twilight, you ask? Well, actually, it has to deal with Breaking Dawn. No real spoilers, but in Breaking Dawn there were more werewolves, only we never got introduced to them or heard anything about them except that oh yeah, they were werewolves (yeah, thanks a lot Stephenie Meyer, way to clear that one up).
And remember in Deathly Hallows were Lupin's death was never discussed, just Harry going "Oh hay, there's mah friend Lupin, he's dead LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I KNOW." Remember that? But how JK never tells us how he died or anything? My theory is that he escaped somewhere in that missing part. And then the Jurisfiction people were like "oh carp Deathly Hallows is going to be in the outside world in less than a day, we don't have time to fix this!" so they skim over Lupin's true death scene and just put in a Danvers clone for the "hay here's ded ppl" part.
Because Lupin secretly escaped to Breaking Dawn to be one of those nondescript werewolves.

This is part 1. Part 2 will be Thursday bringing Spike into the BookWorld to track down rogue (awesome) Lupin in time for the DH release. But they fail, because they track him to the backstory of Eclipse where everyone is fursploding and Spike's all like "WOW do I have work to do here!" and takes out a lot of the southern vampires, which is why the Cullen/Werewolf team up does so well. Because Spike is that awesome. The best way to beat a crazed newborn vampire is with raw awesome, and with Jake & Seth up protecting Lois Lane Bella, there's just not enough awesome to go around. Yes, Alice has a ton, but Alice can't take down everyone at once! She needs Spike's help.

And um...I just wanted to write all this here because generally when I have a fanfic idea at 1 AM I don't remember it when I wake up hours later. And then this way people who have read all three series(es) can bug me to write this. (that means you rose_sparrow, sheherezade, & rogue_chere13. And maybe harvardbarbie if she's read TN).

So in my version of BookWorld (my crossfics), my fave werewolves are (in order) Lupin, Seth, & Jacob.

OKAY REAL BREAKING DAWN & DEATHLY HALLOWS SPOILERS HERE. NO MORE SILLY ONES. SRS BIZNIS.
I need to figure out where Tonks escapes to. Because there's no way a great guy like Remus Lupin would leave behind his wife to die. I kind of want to make her Sue Clearwater just to be like "this is why Charlie & Billy were fighting over her" but then Tonks would end up with Charlie and that's just wrong though it leaves Lupin free for me. I could probably have her be Siobhan and be like "Yes, I did will this to happen...with my magic. Cuz I'm a wizard."

Lupin wanted to take Teddy too, but too much concentrated awesome would leave a trail, and seriously, Tonks & Lupin have enough awesome on their own. And more importantly Teddy was going to go on to have a cool life & get together with a girl in the HP universe. Now. Compare that to Twilight where all the werewolves either have no free will in who they fall in love with, have a BADBADBAD relationship for 3 books where their hearts get broken repetitively, or imprint on young unsuspecting girls (note: Nessie & Claire). Now...he can have that, or a very nice relationship with a nice wizard girl. What do you think sounds better now, hmm?
Oh. And also because Lupin-Man-Of-Awesome knew that if he left Jurisfiction would chase him & he didn't want to put Teddy in any danger.
END REAL SPOILERS.


I...should really stop now. It's late. I'm getting more ridiculous by the second. (too bad everyone but jenthepanda LEFT ME)


*If you have Facebook, check out my last note, the HP quiz. You will realize how much I love Lupin and want to have his puppies.

More from the ER drabble challenge. I was bored & decided I would write whichever one was next on the list. I'm surprised that with this pairing & the synchronised diving on right now that I didn't write another pool scene. I'm tired of pool scenes though. Maybe I'll have them play billards instead ;D

Theme: Beast
Pairing: Raphael/Leonora/Moon Shadow
( Beauty and the Beast. OR The Beautiful Beast. j/k? )

Authoress: Evo-Obsessed / whiskpirate
Title: Holly B in the Morning (working title)
Fandom: The Last Stand; x-men fanon
Summary: When low-powered mutants begin to attend Xavier's, other students treat them badly, calling them "the wasted". Xavier plans to fix this with a new project for his older students, a sort of big brother/big sister program.
Characters: Xavier, Multiple, Ghost (OC), & Holly (OC)
Pairing(s): Slight Jamie/Leila of course
Rating: G
Disclaimers: I don't own X-Men, X-Men: Evolution, or Generation X or anything related to any of those. Marvel owns it all. I own everyone else in this, except for Stacey who belongs to queenofspades89

Chapter 1: Fast Track to Higher Education
Chapter 2: The Project
Chapter 3: Plans
Chapter 4: Class is in Session
Chapter 5: History Lesson
( Chapter 6: Generation Gap )

You're getting tired of my mass fic posts tonight, I can tell. But I have to catch up before people (people like queenofspades89, rogue_chere13, and stormelle) come after me!

This is for stormelle with whom I am doing a crackpairing trade. Originally I was to write a Jamie/Mith fic for her and she a Bertola for me, but we decided to switch because she thought Bertola was hard to write. So! Here we go!

Authoress: Evo-Obsessed / whiskpirate
Title: When Life Gives You Lemons...
Fandom: X-Men/Evolution Revolution
Pairing(s): Bertola
Rating: G
( Read on my wayward companion! )

queenofspades89 requested that I write the "war" theme next (now that I'm writing these again), so this is for her. If you ever read my extremely confusing & complicated fic, Confessions of a Future Past, you'll get this. If not, well, it's a nice piece...just, depressing. Because that entire fic was depressing for the most part.

Theme: War
Pairing: Jamila
Word Count: 525
( I'm a soldier/wounded so I must give up the fight )

For Samm, because she's a crack addict and we were talking about this crazy pairing the other night on the phone, so I wanted to test it out for her.

(Also, if anyone wants to beta? I wrote it in my notebook, no word processor built in)

Authoress: Evo-Obsessed / whiskpirate
Title: Magic Medicine
Fandom: X-Men/Evolution Revolution
Pairing(s): Aiden/Leila, with some Remilaiden
Rating: PG
( Magic Medicine )

No, icon_make_icons! There's new icons there, go look. And leave comments too!

I hung out with Christina today & met her friend Rachel. She was cool, a wee bit overbearing, imo, but then again, most of my friends probably come off like that at first. It'll be fun at ACen though, I think. We played around on YouTube, Rachel & Christina were on MySpace, we were all on Facebook (and I saved myself from Christina pirating my account to leave comments on pictures of Mike...), and we watched Dinosaurs. I used to love that show :)

I made Casye a cool new layout for musical_music

Gave my characters more reason to hate me by signing up for a fic trade/challenge with Shelly. She write a Bertola oneshot while I write a Jamie/Mithra oneshot. I'm thinking of basing it around this roleplay Mike & I did 5 years ago on X-Evo that involved Leila, Kurt, & James. So, we'll be taking out Kurt, substituting Mith for Lei, & Jamie for James, but leave the cute non-serious flirting stuff. And the awkward stuff too. Yay awkward sauce! (in fiction anyway)

And now I'm talking with Shelly, Casye, & up until just a minute ago, Karina online. Yaaay!

First, Amber has yet to call. Maybe I'll call her tomorrow.....maybe.

Today was my last day before becoming a college kid. I think it was well-spent too. I went to church this morning, went to Taco Bell for lunch, & went to Gioiosa's house with Gallas & Cattaneo. They're all named Christina Marie btw, it's cool. We played CLUE. The first time Chris (Gioiosa) put 2 rooms in the envelope & forgot the weapon. Real smart Chris! The second time though I shuffled & got the right stuff in there & Chris won. Then we left her at her house & Gallas & Risty (Cattaneo) went to see The Golden Compass. It was freakin' awesome. They changed the ending though! Well, not so much changed it as ended it sooner so it would have a happy ending. I'm guessing the sad ending will be the beginning of The Subtle Knife (book 2 in the series). It was slightly relieving though because I was all worried about the real ending. And armoured bears are still the coolest thing ever.

Then we went to the mall really quickly so Risty could pick up Hairspray on DVD & get a Jonas Brothers mag. She drove Gallas home & met me at her house. We watched Hairspray XDD We are so in love with that movie. I think I sang along to almost every song. And we squeed together over Link & Seaweed. Then she squeed over a lot of background guys while I totally fangirlled James Marsden as Corny Collins. LOVE that movie! I need to get myself a copy soon.

Then I came home, had 2 daughters (Anna & Robin) with Mike, a son (Dylan) with Karina who I've been told was originally Mike's that we stole from him to raise as our own (probably because we thought he'd be ignored as the runt of the litter with the tons of kids Mike has), & then Samm & I were given the care of a Remila child (named Evangeline) from the future of an alternate crackfic timeline. *snort* Yeah, I was busy today. XP

Now I'm off to bed so I can get up on time tomorrow. Will update on my first day when I get home.


EDIT: Also, apparently I fail at life. I was trying to gain weight, right? Because there's nothing to me & it's cold & I was already underweight for my age group (not my height though, I was at the very bottom of the average). Turns out that while trying to gain weight, I lost weight. Now I'm underweight & that's probably not totally healthy. Also, I blame my allergy medication because it messes with my appetite. ...and maybe my messed up sleep schedule.

In which Jez does something sneaky. She re-writes the Raphlia fic she & Shelly wrote together to make it, well, a little less innocent. Because in her head, it was a bit different than what they posted on the ER forums. And then she doesn't mention it to Shell. (But will probably end up doing so later anyway.)

At this point I have no idea what will happen here. I'll try not to change the basic story too much.

Authoress: Evo-Obsessed / whiskpirate (& stormelle)
Title: Deeper Waters (PG-13 edition)
Fandom: Evolution Revolution; x-men fanon
Summary: Raph & Lía go for a swim, then talk a bit. And then don't talk.
Pairing(s): Raphael/Leonora
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Well, if you don't like the pairing (which is too bad, it's canon now), don't read. Warnings for kissing and subtext I guess. Nothing worse, because I work in subtext, it's like my third language, second only to English and Sarcasm.

Disclaimer: I do not own Raphael, he's Shelly's. But I do have permission to use him for whatever.

( Go deeper )

*ahem*
*SQUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

There was a fandub...and Tamaki's voice...XDDDD!!!!

Soooo...Tamaki/Haruhi? My inspiration for that one scene in teh crackfic XDD...they're also my ultimate anime OTP.

Mori-Senpai + Will Smith = OMGYES!

Best Tamaki/Haruhi vid I've seen in a long time Actually, the second best Ouran vid I've seen overall...behind this one (which is the most perfect fanvid EVER.)

More on Host Club vs Crackfic...I can't decide which I would like more: If our's ended up like their's did (KAWAII!!! ♥ !) or if their's ended up like our's did (PROOF!!)
The one thing I know? Tamaki + Remy = PERFECTION! They're very alike anyway, but still!

I need to go to bed now. But I'm really NOT tired now. I'm fairly hyped XDD Ouran has that effect on me. Maybe I'll try re-reading the last Ouran manga (that I still haven't returned to Risty...oops) to get to sleep...not that that will work at all.

queenofspades89 challenged me to write a Remyriden oneshot using a theme from table 8 on this list. I picked one at random and got Pulse. Here we go!

Pulse

"Oh God!" Kyrie screamed.

Remy stood in front of her chuckling, "Did Ah scare y'?"

"Don't do that!" she admonished him, hitting him lightly on the arm, her other hand at her heart. "You're going to give someone a heart attack sneaking up on people like that!"

"Ah try," he shrugged. He stepped closer and put his hand on her neck.

"Wha-what're you doing?" Kyrie asked nervously.

"Checkin y'r pulse, Ah don' believe it's as fast as y' say it is," he smirked. Beneath his fingers he felt her pulse speed up even more than its already quicked pace, which made his smirk grow bigger.

"What's going on here?" Aiden asked, walking into the room with a disapproving glare plastered across his face.

Kyrie's heart sped up even more at the sight of Aiden and the thought of him finding her and Remy so close together, alone in the rec room.

"Nothing," she answered him, knocking Gambit's hand away. He smiled and walked out of the room, giving Aiden a rueful glance on his way out.

Alright, I'm jumping in on queenofspades89 & rose_sparrow's drabble challenge. Sort of. I'm more or less just stealing the idea and making my own rules.

Okay, here's how it goes. 40 drabbles/crackfic oneshots. 40 themes. Whatever pairings I choose to use for each fic, but they all have to be from The Evolution Revolution roleplays. There is no word limit, because I just end up breaking them anyway.

( The Themes )

And I've already finished the first one!

Theme: Fear
Pairing: Remyriden (Remy/Aiden/Kyrie)
Word Count: 538
( Fear )

Please comment with which themes you want to see! That way I can do those first and not have to choose what order I do them in.

What have I been up to? Hanging out with Jess, hanging out with Chris, Jess's party, HP release party at Borders, Jess's sleep-over, hanging out with my mum, going to Wheaton, and an awful lot of time reading Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, which I finished earlier today. I'll update you all on that whole weekend wrap-up later, because today I also spent time writing this for Karina.

For anyone who doesn't roleplay at The Evolution Revolution (which btw, if you don't, you should) here's what's going on here. Karina's character, Stacey Lofton, betrayed the X-Men and helped the government kidnap all the students who were at the institute at the time (how few there were). At the same time, Nightcrawler and Iceman were coming back with my character, Tobey McGrathe, and were all fleeing another villain Leonora. They get captured too, and Karina and I like to ship (angsty) Tobey/Stacey. This is the fic I wrote for her.



Authoress: Evo-Obsessed aka Jez
Title: Destiny at the Door
Genre: Drama
Summary: A little Tobey/Stacey conversation during their capture. Mostly Stacey's feeling bad and Tobey's trying to make her feel better while he attempts to figure out his life.
Rating: PG, maybe even G.
Warnings: Nothing, unless you're Mike and dislike Tobey/Stacey

( Destiny at the Door )